Deep fried Rat

Deep Fried Rat

By Ascary Morera

So the urban legend of the Kentucky fried Rat has no origin but I think it’s possible that it might of happed. Keep in mind not ever thing was not reported especially if the company paid off the person. So the story goes that a BIG FAT woman with a big tall blonde bee hive hairdo walks into a Kentucky fried Chicken and orders a family bucket of chicken along with the sides. She sits and enjoys her meal, sloppy eating and making a mess on the table she finish the whole meal but one last piece of chicken so she grabs the last piece of chicken from the budget and without noticing it she starts to eat it and the taste was different and stops to pull out little black burnt hairs out of her mouth. She looks at her chicken and screams in a panic as she tries to get up and falls over to have a heart attack. The rat was half eaten when an employee found her and called for help. Later as their taking her body away the store manager found the half eaten fried rat and dispose of it and never letting anyone know. The employee did see the half eaten rat but since he’s a little stoner dude and he told he’s buddies but no one believes him and that’s how  it become a urban legend.

My aunt Teresa swore that happen to her but in Mexico City in the 90’s. She and a friend went to a Kentucky fried Chicken and order a meal but before she ate it she notice the perfectly breaded fried rat her box and goes to counter piss as hell and starts to yell at the employees. They gave her and her friend a full refund and both left walked out mad. Well she told me that happened to her and she isn’t lying but on her word I would say yeah it’s possible it could happen more in another country. I would have been throwing some punches in that place.

Mickey Mouse is very good.......Chinese kid in Hong Kong said during an interview by 20/20

 

So In September 2003 Tony hill a pastor in Biltmore claims he bit into a bitter-fried mouse at a Popeye’s in that town. Various news and media outlets have reported Popeyes a popular of chicken eaters has refused to comment but the city health commissioner has stated that particular outlet has a rodent infestation problems before and has been two other times for infestation or unsanitary conditions.

 

On November 28 2000 there was a fried chicken head found in a box of (remember these) McDonalds chicken wings, I use to eat those all the time L Newport Virginia Katherine Ortega says she discovered the McNoggin while driving home and digging out a wing to eat on the road.

I just been hearing bad stories about my local favorite chicken restaurant which I cannot say the name (sued)but it’s located off the corner of 44^th Federal blvd;) I’ve been hearing awful things like the employees throwing bugs in the deep fryer or how the place is always running short of chicken, what do they have zombie chickens walking away or something. Well thanks for reading.